
10" Clown Bong Assorted Colors
π€‘ Send in the clowns. β¨ The 10β³ Clown Bong is a thick-glass beaker with a hand-finished clown face wrapped around the chamber β wide grin, fanged teeth, and a nose you can see from across the room.
Quick Specs:
- π€‘ 10 inches tall, beaker base for stability
- π Thick borosilicate glass with sculpted resin detailing
- π Assorted colours β yellow, purple, pink and red variants
- π¨ Fixed downstem with a matching glass bowl included
- π² $34.99
Availability is checked again at checkout.
Product Details
The 10 Inch Clown Bong β Loud On Purpose π€‘
Most glass tries to be discreet. This one does the opposite. The 10 Inch Clown Bong wraps a full carnival-horror face around a beaker chamber, and the result is a piece that people pick up and turn over before they ever pack it. Moreover, the sculpting is genuinely dimensional β the nose protrudes, the ruff stands proud of the glass, and the teeth ring the widest part of the chamber like a grin you cannot look away from. π
Underneath the theatre it is a straightforward, well-behaved beaker. The base is wide enough to sit safely on an uneven table, while the fixed downstem diffuses into the water without gurgling. Meanwhile the ten-inch height keeps the draw smooth rather than harsh. Therefore it works as an everyday piece and not just a shelf ornament. π¨
What makes it worth the shelf space:
- π Thick glass β substantial in the hand, not a thin novelty shell
- π¨ Hand-finished detailing β no two faces line up identically
- βοΈ Beaker base β stable, and easy to clean around the downstem
- π An obvious gift β this is the one people photograph
Colours & What You Get π
These ship assorted, so the colour is a surprise. We have seen four faces in the current run, and each arrives with a matching glass bowl.
Yellow Face π
Bright yellow head with a red nose, green brows and a purple ruff over a red base. Consequently it reads the most classic-circus of the four.
Purple Face π
Deep purple head, pink nose and a yellow ruff above a pink and purple base. Meanwhile the red brow lines give it a sharper expression.
Pink Face π
Soft pink head with a navy nose, yellow brows and a green ruff. Above all it is the friendliest looking of the set.
Red & Yellow Face π
Yellow head with a green nose and red flame-like hair over a red and yellow ruff. Therefore it is the boldest of the four.
Because these are hand-finished glass rather than a lab-tested consumable, there is no certificate of analysis for this product β nothing is consumed from the glass itself.
Why Choose the 10" Clown Bong Assorted Colors? π€
Novelty glass usually forces a trade: either it looks good or it actually works. The 10 Inch Clown Bong is the rare piece that does both. The 10" Clown Bong Assorted Colors refuses that choice. First, the glass is thick enough to feel like a proper daily piece rather than a gag gift. Second, the sculpting is applied by hand, so yours will not be identical to the one in the photo. Finally, at $34.99 it sits well under what comparable character glass usually costs.
After something calmer? The 14" Honeycomb Water Pipe is the grown-up option, while the BigFUN! Tricolor Bong keeps the colour without the face. You can also browse every Water Pipe we carry, or the wider Accessories range for bowls, ash catchers and cleaning gear. π
Only a limited run of these came in. Once a colour is gone it is gone, so grab one while the grin is still available. π
Frequently Asked Questions β
Can I choose my colour?
No β these ship assorted, so the colour is pot luck. All four faces share the same shape, height and function, so you are only rolling the dice on the palette.
How tall is it?
The 10 Inch Clown Bong stands ten inches, which is tall enough for a smooth pull while still fitting in a standard cupboard.
Does it come with a bowl?
Yes. Each one arrives with a matching glass bowl that seats into the fixed downstem.
Is the glass thick or is it a novelty shell?
It is proper thick glass with sculpted detailing applied over it. The piece has real weight to it and is built to be used, not just displayed.
How do I clean around all that detail?
Treat it like any beaker β isopropyl and salt through the chamber. Just avoid scrubbing the sculpted face directly or soaking it for hours, since the applied detailing is the one part that is not bare glass.




